I couldn't wait to post this one from the corporate office of Torchy's Tacos, an Austin offshoot that just landed in Dallas.
Torchy writes:
"Howdy, Drew!
Thank you kindly for your e-mail! Unfortunately, however, I must burst your bubble of hope regarding vegan items on our menu. You see, we offer many vegetarian options, but there are small instances which involve dairy encounters. For example, our happy veggie beans contain a pinch of parmesean, the grilled vegetables are most likely sauteed in butter, and the fried avocado (as you requested), is battered in milk and egg. I do truly apologize for the inability to meet your dietary restrictions. The devil made us do it.
Regardless, we hope to see you soon!
Taco Dreams,
Torchy's Tacos Headquarters"
Hate to bust your bubble, Torchy, but you won't be seeing me anytime soon!!! Taco dreams? Really?
Torchy writes:
"Howdy, Drew!
Thank you kindly for your e-mail! Unfortunately, however, I must burst your bubble of hope regarding vegan items on our menu. You see, we offer many vegetarian options, but there are small instances which involve dairy encounters. For example, our happy veggie beans contain a pinch of parmesean, the grilled vegetables are most likely sauteed in butter, and the fried avocado (as you requested), is battered in milk and egg. I do truly apologize for the inability to meet your dietary restrictions. The devil made us do it.
Regardless, we hope to see you soon!
Taco Dreams,
Torchy's Tacos Headquarters"
Hate to bust your bubble, Torchy, but you won't be seeing me anytime soon!!! Taco dreams? Really?
"Happy" veggie beans? What a bunch of freaks. "Most likely" sauteed in butter?...meaning, we don't really know what is going on in our kitchen. "The devil made us do it." - as in, we don't really give a rat's arse. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteTake your happy hippie asses back to Austin. We have Good-2-Go tacos - I'd put my money on Jeana & Col against "Torchy" any day of the week (in a taco-fight or otherwise).
Thanks for the legwork, Drew!